Goblin meditating with steam coming from ears

HEY GOBLIN

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Task management for people who are too fast for their own good.

Not another breathing exercise.

Tools that actually work for brains that won't sit still.

Open mouth. Empty brain.

That thing you'll forget in 3 seconds? Say it out loud. We'll remember for you.

Voice recorder UI with recording animation active - pulsing red indicator, waveform visualization, timer showing 0:04

Shit keeping you up at night?

That overwhelming monster task? We'll break it into tiny pieces even your brain can't argue with.

Note detail sheet showing AI Break Up preview with 4 suggested subtasks: 'Research options', 'Make a list', 'Pick one', 'Just do it'

Just works. Novel concept.

No tutorials. No onboarding quests. No 'quick 5-minute setup' that takes an hour. Drag. Drop. Done.

Clean board canvas with 3 lists, a note being dragged between columns, subtle shadow effect on the dragged card

Three steps. We counted.

Complexity is for people with time to waste.

1

Dump

Speak it. Type it. Scream it into the void. We don't judge.

2

Drag

Move things around. Pretend you're organizing your life.

3

Done

Cross it off. Sweet, sweet dopamine.

Money talk. Let's be quick.

Two options. Pick what fits your vibe.

For the nerds technically inclined

$0/month

You foot the bill for your own API key and setup your own AI connectors.

  • Unlimited boards, for now
  • Intelligently break tasks to smaller bits
  • Take notes by blabbering your yapper.
  • Export to JSON/Markdown
Start free

BYOK = Bring Your Own Key. If you know, you know.

You want this

For most of us

$19/year

Everything just works. No setup.

  • Everything in Free
  • Guaranteed to stay online
  • Best AI models
  • No nerdy bullshit
  • Priority support (from real humans (me))
  • Early access to new stuff!
Go Pro

$1.58/month. I'm not even sure if this is profitable or sensible. But hey, not your problem, right?

Your brain called.
It wants a fucking break.

30 seconds to first task. We timed it.

Sign up free

No credit card. No bullshit. Just relief.